I Hate Music!
Leonard Bernstein (trans. Ryan Nowlin)
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Subtitle: A Cycle of Five Kid Songs
General Info
Year: 1943 /
Duration: c. 6:30
Difficulty: (see Ratings for explanation)
Original Medium: Solo voice
Publisher: U.S. Marine Band
Cost: Score and Parts - Unknown
Movements
1. My Name is Barbara
2. Jupiter Has Seven Moons
3. I Hate Music!
4. A Big Indian and A Little Indian
5. I’m a Person Too
Instrumentation
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Errata
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Program Notes
Leonard Bernstein’s charming song cycle I Hate Music! was dedicated to Edys Merrill, with whom he shared an apartment in New York City in the 1940s. As a young composer, conductor, and soloist, Bernstein often vigorously practiced piano and coached opera singers in the apartment. The incessant musical activity apparently drove Merrill to her breaking point on numerous occasions. She would run about the apartment with her hands over her ears exclaiming, “I hate music!” Amused by the declaration, Bernstein borrowed it for this unique collection of five brief songs. Each offers a perspective on the world around us through the eyes of a young girl. At times, the underlying maturity of these observations cleverly belies the innocence and inexperience of the narrator. Bernstein gives explicit instructions to the singer at the front of the score:
In the performance of these songs, coyness is to be assiduously avoided. The natural, unforced sweetness of child’s expressions can never be successfully gilded; rather will it come through the music in proportion to the dignity and sophisticated understanding of the singer.
Bernstein wrote the poems used for the text of the cycle, and the songs explore a wide variety of topics and emotions. The collection opens with a confident introduction by our protagonist (My Name is Barbara) after plunging into the inevitable question of where babies come from. Moving seamlessly from biology to astrophysics, in the second song, (Jupiter Has Seven Moons) Barbara jauntily demonstrates her knowledge of celestial bodies and wonders why Earth has received short shrift. The third song serves as the centerpiece and namesake of cycle. Declaring “I Hate music! But I like to sing,” Barbara shares her plain view of the rarefied world of classical music. The fourth song (A Big Indian and a Little Indian) is a musical setting of a clever riddle that plays on the assumptions of grownups, and the final song (I’m a Person Too) is a poignant observation on youthful curiosity and the sometimes complex relationship between children and adults.
Jennie Tourel, a noted mezzo-soprano and friend of Bernstein, chose to include I Hate Music! in the program she sang for her famed New York City recital at Town Hall on November 13, 1943. A New York critic called it “Witty, alive, and adroitly fashioned.” It was an important time in Bernstein’s early professional life, for the very next day he gained instantaneous acclaim as a conductor when he stepped in at the last minute for an ailing Bruno Walter to conduct a nationally broadcast performance by the New York Philharmonic.
My Name is Barbara
My mother says babies come in bottles;
But last week she said they grew on special
babybushes.
I don’t believe in storks either!
They’re all at the zoo, bust with their babies!
And what’s a babybush anyway?
My name is Barbara.
Jupiter has Seven Moons
Jupiter has seven moons, or is it nine?
Saturn has a million, billion, trillion
sixty-nine;
Ev’ryone is a little sun, with six little moons
of its own!
But we have only one!
Just think of all the fun we’d have if there were
nine!
Then we could be just nine times more
romantic!
Dogs would bay’ til they were frantic!
We’d have nine tides in the Atlantic!
The man in the moon would be gigantic!
But we have only one! Only one!
I Hate Music!
I hate music! But I like to sing:
La dee da da dee; la dee da dee.
But that’s not music, not what I call music.
No, sir.
Music is a lot of men in a lot of tails,
Making lots of noise like a lot of females.
Music is a lot of folks in a big dark hall,
Where they really don’t want to be at all;
With a lot of chairs, and a lot of airs,
And a lot of furs and diamonds!
Music is silly!
I hate music!
But I like to sing: la dee da da dee.
La dee da dee, la dee da dee.
A Big Indian and a Little Indian
A big Indian and a little Indian were walking
down the street.
The little Indian was the son of the big Indian;
But the big Indian was not the father of the
little Indian:
You see the riddle is, if the little Indian was
the son of the big Indian,
But the big Indian was not the father of the
little Indian, who was he?—
I’ll give you two measures:
His mother!
I’m a Person Too<br />
I just found out today, that I’m a person too,
like you!
I like balloons; lots of people like balloons:
But ev’ryone says, “Isn’t she cute? She likes
balloons!”
I’m a person too, like you!
I like things that ev’ryone likes:
I like soft things and movies and horses
And warm things and red things, don’t you?
I have lots of thoughts; like what’s behind the
sky;
And what’s behind what’s behind the sky:
But ev’ryone says, “Isn’t she sweet?
She wants to know ev’rything!”
Don’t you? Of course I’m very young to be
saying all these things
In front of so many people like you;
But I’m a person too!
Though I’m only ten years old;
I’m a person too, like you!
- Program Note from Marine Band concert program, 27 July 2018
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Performances
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- United States Marine Band (Washington, D.C. (Jason K. Fettig, conductor; Sara Sheffield, mezzo-soprano) - 27 July 2018 (San Antonio, Tx.)
Works for Winds by This Composer
Adaptable Music
- Great Movie Adventures (arr. Sweeney) (Flex instrumentation) (2006)
- Highlights from "Jurassic Park" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Vinson) (1993)
- Raiders March (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Lavender) (1981/2017)
- Selections from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Vinson) (2016)
- Selections from "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Murtha) (2017)
- Selections from "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Vinson) (2019)
All Wind Works
- The Adventures of Han (arr. Lavender) (2018)
- The Adventures of Mutt (arr. Lavender) (2008)
- Adventures on Earth (tr. Lavender) (1982/2007)
- America ... The Dream Goes On (arr. Higgins and Lavender) (1982/1985/1989)
- American Journey (arr. Lavender) (1999/2012)
- The Asteroid Field (tr. Lavender and Nowlin) (1980/)
- At the Movies with John Williams (arr. Justin Williams) (2016)
- Call of the Champions (arr. Moss) (2002)
- Cantina Band (arr. Kalver) (1977/2014)
- Catch Me If You Can (arr. Bocook) (2011)
- Chillers and Thrillers (arr. Moss) (2006)
- The Complete Harry Potter (arr. Brubaker) (2013)
- Concerto for Tuba and Orchestra (arr. Lavender) (1988/2016)
- Coronation March from "Star Wars" (arr. Burden) (1977/1978)
- The Cowboys (arr. Curnow) (1972)
- The Cowboys (Grade III) (arr. Bocook) (1972)
- The Cowboys (Grade V) (arr. Bocook) (1972/2007)
- Dance of the Witches (arr. Lavender) (1987)
- Dartmoor, 1912 (arr. Bocook) (2011)
- Duel of the Fates (arr. Story) (1999)
- The Empire Strikes Back (tr. Bullock) (1980)
- Escapades (arr. Bulla) (2002/2012)
- Excerpts from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" (arr. Bulla) (1978/2009)
- Excerpts from "Far and Away" (arr. Lavender) (1992/1996)
- Fanfare for Fenway (2012)
- Fanfare from E.T. The Extraterrestrial (arr. Lavender) (1982)
- Flight to Neverland (arr. Lavender) (1991/2016)
- Flying Theme (tr. Lavender) (1982)
- For New York (arr. Lavender) (1988/)
- For the President's Own (2013)
- Great Movie Adventures (arr. Sweeney) (Flex instrumentation) (2006)
- Harry Potter Symphonic Suite (arr. Smith) (2001)
- Harry's Wondrous World (arr. Brubaker) (2003)
- Harry's Wondrous World (arr. Lavender) (2006)
- Helena's Theme (tr. Lavender) (2022)
- Highlights from "Harry Potter" (arr. Story) (2001)
- Highlights from "Hook" (arr. Bernaerts) (1991/2005)
- Highlights from "Hook" (arr. Heide) (1995)
- Highlights from "Jurassic Park" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Vinson) (1993)
- Highlights from "Return of the Jedi" (arr. Jennings; orch. Lavender) (1983)
- Hogwarts Forever (2001)
- Home Alone 2, Lost in New York (arr. Lavender)
- A Home Alone Christmas (arr. Lavender) (1990/2006)
- Hooray for Hollywood (as arranger; tr. Bocook)
- A Hymn to New England (arr. Lavender)
- Hymn to the Fallen (arr. Lavender) (1998/1999)
- Hymn to the Fallen (arr. Sweeney) (1998/2000)
- The Imperial March (tr. Bulla) (1980/2008)
- Indiana Jones Selection (arr. Heide) (1981/2007)
- Jaws (arr. Steven Walker) (1975/2004)
- Jedi Steps and Finale. See: Suite from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
- John Williams: Evening at Pops (arr. Higgins) (1987)
- John Williams: A Fantasy of Flight (arr. Smith) (2002)
- John Williams in Concert (arr. Lavender) (1992)
- John Williams: The Symphonic Marches (arr. Higgins; orch. Lavender) (1984)
- John Williams: Symphonic Soundtracks (arr. Moss) (2001)
- John Williams Swings (arr. Bocook) (2011)
- Jurassic Park Soundtrack Highlights (arr. Lavender) (1993)
- Liberty Fanfare (arr. Curnow) (1986/2002)
- Liberty Fanfare (arr. Bocook) (1986/2010)
- Liberty Fanfare (arr. Lavender) (1986/)
- Lincoln (arr. Bocook) (2013)
- The March from "1941" (arr. Lavender)
- March of the Resistance. See: Suite from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
- Men of the Yorktown (arr. Lavender)
- Midway March (arr. Lavender) (1976/2010)
- Midway March (arr Curnow) (1976/1990)
- Midway March (arr. Moss) (1976/1994)
- The Mission Theme (arr. Lavender) (1987)
- Music for Brass (2014)
- Music from "Lincoln" (tr. Lavender) (2013)
- Music from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" (arr. Sweeney) (1977/2016)
- Olympic Fanfare and Theme (arr. Curnow) (1984)
- The Olympic Spirit (1988)
- The Olympic Spirit (tr. Bocook) (1988/1996)
- The Olympic Spirit (tr. Rose) (1988)
- The Olympic Spirit (arr. Curnow) (1988)
- Olympics: A Centennial Celebration (arr. Moss) (1996)
- Out to Sea and the Shark Cage Fugue (arr. Bocook) (1975/2011)
- Out of This World (arr. Bocook) (1999)
- Parade of the Slave Children (arr. Walker) (1984/1997/2002)
- The Patriot (arr. Lavender) (2000/2015)
- The Patriot (arr. Moss) (2000/2001)
- A Prayer for Peace (arr. Moss) (2006)
- Princess Leia's Theme (tr. Lavender and Nowlin) (1977/)
- Quidditch (2001)
- Raiders March (tr. Lavender) (1981/2004)
- Raiders March (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Lavender) (1981/2017)
- Raiders of the Lost Ark Medley (arr. Bullock) (1981)
- The Rebellion Is Reborn (arr. Bocook) (2017)
- Revenge of the Sith. See: Star Wars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith
- Rey's Theme (arr. Lavender). See: Suite from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
- Rey's Theme (arr. Torskangerpoll) (2015)
- Rey's Theme (arr. Vinson) (2015/2016)
- The Rise of Skywalker. See: Soundtrack Highlights from "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"
- Scherzo for Motorcycle and Band (arr. Lavender)
- Scherzo for X-Wings. See: Suite from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
- Selections from "E.T." (The Extra-Terrestrial) (arr. Cacavas) (1982/2002)
- Selections from "Home Alone" (arr. Lavender) (1990/1992)
- Selections from "Superman Returns" (arr. Lopez) (2006)
- Selections from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Vinson) (2016)
- Selections from "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Murtha) (2017)
- Selections from "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" (Flex instrumentation) (arr. Vinson) (2019)
- Selections from the "Star Wars" Saga (arr. Story) (1977/2006)
- Sinfonietta
- Soaring with John Williams (arr. Smith) (2007)
- Somewhere in My Memory (arr. Moss) (1991/200-?)
- Sound the Bells! (trans. Lavender) (1993/2003)
- Soundtrack Highlights from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" (arr. Brown) (2015/2018)
- Soundtrack Highlights from "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" (arr. Brown) (2015/2019)
- Star of Bethlehem (arr. Lavender) (1992)
- The Star-Spangled Banner (as arranger) (1814/2004)
- Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace (arr. Smith)
- Star Wars: Episode II, Attack of the Clones (arr. Smith) (2002)
- Star Wars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith (arr. Smith) (2005)
- Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge (2019)
- Star Wars: Main Title (arr. Bulla) (1977/2006)
- Star Wars Medley (arr. Burden) (1977)
- Star Wars Medley (arr. Kalver) (1977/2013)
- Star Wars Medley (arr. Tatgenhorst) (1977)
- Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Closing Credits) (arr. Lavender) (2016)
- Star Wars: The Marches (arr. Brubaker) (1977)
- Star Wars Saga (arr. Bulla) (2017)
- The Imperial March (arr. Bulla) (1980/2008)
- Star Wars Saga (arr. Meij) (1987)
- Star Wars Trilogy (arr. Hunsberger) (1977/1997)
- Suite from the Star Wars Epic, Part I (arr. Smith) (1977/2007)
- Suite from the Star Wars Epic, Part II (arr. Smith) (1977/2007)
- Suite from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" (arr. Lavender) (2015/2016)
- Scherzo for X-Wings (arr. Lavender) (2016)
- Rey's Theme (arr. Lavender) (2015)
- March of the Resistance (arr. Lavender) (2015)
- Jedi Steps and Finale (arr. Lavender) (2015)
- Suite from "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (with Nicholas Hooper; arr. Bullock) (2002/2007)
- Summon the Heroes (arr. Lavender) (1996)
- Superman (arr. Lowden)
- Superman March (arr. Lavender) (1978/2008)
- Symphonic Marches (arr. Hamers)
- Symphonic Suite from "Far and Away" (arr. Lavender) (1992/2013)
- Symphonic Suite from "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" (arr. Bocook) (2016)
- Symphonic Suite from "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" (arr. Bocook) (2019)
- Theme from "JFK" (arr. Lavender) (1991)
- Theme from "Lost in Space" (arr. O'Loughlin) (1965/1993)
- Theme from "Schindler's List" (arr. Custer) (1994)
- Theme from "Schindler's List" (arr. Moss) (1993/2008)
- Theme from "Superman" (arr. Holcombe) (1979)
- Theme from "Superman" (arr. Nowak) (1979)
- Theme from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" (arr. Ployhar) (1982/1985)
- Throne Room and Finale (tr. Lavender and Nowlin) (1977/)
- Trumpet Concerto (arr. Lavender) (1996/2016)
- Tribute to the Film Composer (arr. Lavender)
- Viktor's Tale (arr. Lavender) (2004/2008)
- Viktor's Tale (arr. Rasmussen) (2004)
- Wide Receiver (arr. Lavender)
- With Malice Toward None (arr. Lavender) (2012/2015)
- Young Person's Guide to John Williams (arr. Bocook) (1991)